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Join the fastest team in cycling. We are the Stolen Underground Pro Downhill Cycling Team. We are paving the way for the future of the sport of cycling. Our leadership in the industry has been unstoppable since 2003 and our efforts which changed the TDF. Rejected by society, rejected by the industry, rejected by the traditional sport, rejected by the masses, yet today we continue to defy the norms and reject them in return. We are the sport of downhill road cycling and the kings of true cycling speed. We have redesigned the cycling uniform, redesigned the road bicycle, and will turn pro downhill road cycling into the premiere sport in the world. You can join our dh team as we will ride, race, and work together to put the TDF out of business and force the Olympics to add our sport, and we will win all the medals. Fuck USA Cycling, Fuck the Olympics, and FUCK THE TOUR DE FRANCE. We are looking for the fastest riders on the planet to join the #1 team producing the fastest speeds on a road bicycle worldwide. We also welcome industry partners who want to help us develop a faster dh road bicycle as we reshape the sport forever. 4.5 million views and counting on our underground platforms. We are a weapon for positive energy domination. We will build pro dh road cycling by any means necessary and will become the #1 cycling sport. Peace.

$250 includes uniform, login, dh pro instruction, all links to 18+ underground dh promotional videos, an autographed book, yellow fashion glasses, pro cost at our RB store, $1,000 off a Tesla, and full contact. We will make you the fastest with us!