About us

Stolen Underground is a force to be recockoned with from our 7 years on the USA Cycling Team to UCI yellow jersey winning professionals. We invented (TLO) true love is ourselves and winning doesn't matter positive energy domination technology. Today we are starting a brand new sport of professional downhill road cycling, creating fashion, producing underground freestyle hip-hop, and producing underground videos capturing it all to inspire the world to TLO. Read our book to learn more about our new futuristic psychology and how all humans and Ai will one day adopt this psychology into all aspects of our society. Join our team to get into all of the action!